Help, There's Been A Murder!

"Snuze: Needs another Swede" (markg) 04/04/2020 at 11:06 • Filed to: None

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The victim was discovered at 1106 EST this morning with severe lasceration to the right arm and partial disembowelment.

The primary suspect:

If you  have any information please contact the authorities.

WilliamsSW > Snuze: Needs another Swede 04/04/2020 at 11:13

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You’re barking up the wrong tree, copper. That’s clearly a good doggo.

Nibby > Snuze: Needs another Swede 04/04/2020 at 11:16

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disembowelment is my fetish

TheRealBicycleBuck > Snuze: Needs another Swede 04/04/2020 at 11:18

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M y daughter has the same hedge hog. It has narrowly avoided the same fate several times. 

Discerning > Snuze: Needs another Swede 04/04/2020 at 11:55

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O ur dog loves the grunting hedgehog. They never last more than 15 minutes.

You can sometimes find them super cheap at tj maxx. That's where we buy most of his toys because they never last.

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > Snuze: Needs another Swede 04/04/2020 at 12:33

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This is a free country, so you better have some evidence if you’re going to throw out wild allegations like that.

dumpsterfire! > Snuze: Needs another Swede 04/04/2020 at 12:37

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Your Doggo may be innocent, there appears to be a copy cat killer.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Discerning 04/04/2020 at 12:47

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Good call, we get most of his toys at TJMaxx too. At one point we had a stockpile of gators we got from TJM because hes obsessed with them. Now I think were down to only 1 or 2. 

Chariotoflove > Snuze: Needs another Swede 04/04/2020 at 13:09

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“The cat framed me!”

Snuze: Needs another Swede > WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI 04/04/2020 at 13:13

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He was the last person spotted with the victim. 

Just Jeepin' > Snuze: Needs another Swede 04/04/2020 at 13:19

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Speaking as a former hedgehog owner and long-time fan, I lament the day dog toy manufacturers decided they made for a good target for homicidal canines. Shame!

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Snuze: Needs another Swede 04/04/2020 at 13:36

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Much murder here! She has a hedgehog but mostly torments Justin Beaver. 

Discerning > Snuze: Needs another Swede 04/04/2020 at 18:36

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I think we have a couple of similar gators. But I might have had to toss them because he is brutal with toys

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Discerning 04/04/2020 at 18:59

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We had 5 at one point. We're down to one. In a year.